nm just broodin, contemplatin lyf and all its mysteries like 4 example how i came 2 be so perf~

happy that ur happy dollface plz submit so dis blog doesn’t die once i stop bein funny (if u can call me that at all)

creyin cuz i thought jesse wuz in2 this sort of thing??? CUM BACK I’LL BE GENTLE

nm just havin sum difficulty keepin mah jacket buttoned cuz im rly buff now wanna see

nm just doin dis weird neck bobbin dance w/mah frendz cuz im pretty fly 4 a white guy

nm just tryin 2 find da werdz 2 describe jesse w/o bein disrespectful

nm just puttin on my eternal bitchface cuz ur shenanigans don’t impress mah hipsta self

hay bby glad 2 be back send submissionz plz skool h8s me

nm just congratulatin carey on her marriage to that dude from the band

nm just feelin real smug cuz jesse’s gonna let me dress him up like a pirate tahnight